LEAGUE GAME SCHEDULE
YAHTZEE: 10AM- Midnight
GIN: Selective Nights 9pm till Midnight
PACHISI:Noon to 3pm
SPADES: 530PM - 8:30PM HOURLY
CANASTA: 4pm- 8pm
EUCHRE: Selective Nights 9pm till Midnight
BOWLING: Selective Nights 9pm till Midnight
WORD FINDER, BINGO, TRI PEAKS SOLITAIRE AND SLOTS: Selective Nights 9pm till Midnight
DOMINOES 9PM TILL MIDNIGHT

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May 3rd- May 13th: TSA Garden - SELECTED TOURS EACH DAY YOU CAN WIN A FLOWER IN OUR GARDEN
EACH PERSON WHO WINS A FLOWER GETS 500 RATING POINTS
PERSON WHO WINS THE MOST FLOWERS IN OUR GARDEN WINS A PRIZE BOX AND CASES MEMBERSHIP!

May 14th: The Woman to Win the Most Tours for Mothers Day wins a Special TSA Prize and Moves up the ladder 5 spots.
May 30th: Member to win the Most tours wins a Diamond Membership for themselves or another member.


Lots of members come to us with questions, and some maybe are embarassed or scared to ask
So we are starting this section of the newsletter as kinda a FYI!
1. DID YOU KNOW- That no other admins can touch a hall of fame or edit it?
Thats right, If a hall of fame is messed up, not even cases can correct it
Only person who can mess it up or touch it is the HA of the league, Thankfully ours is perfect :)

2. DID YOU KNOW- If you are a diamond member you can gift a gold membership to someone every month for FREE
Also you can donate up to 10k ladder buxs
Platnium users cant donate a gold but they can also dnate 2k ladder buxs!

3. DID YOU KNOW- TSA allows their player to play on ALL tables at any time???
Our hosts are more than capable of following you
to whatever table you wish to play at!

4. DID YOU KNOW- We offer 10 Different games and play 8 of them everyday no matter what???
IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION AND WANT US TO ANSWER IT FEEL FREE TO ASK US, IT MAY BE FEATURED NEXT MONTH!

Did you know when you refer a friend to the league, if they use your name as a refernce you get 1000 ladder buxs?
Also do you know if you are Diamond or Platnium you get extra buxs when you win the tours and special medals?
Also all diamond and platnium members can donate ladder buxs to other members!
If you are already a premium member make sure you call cases at (855) 797-1638 and ask them if TSA is your main league
Leagues get credit for every premium member they have and another league you could have been in years ago could be getting credit for you vs the league you want.
Also, if you are a diamond member, if you go to my account
you can gift another member a gold membership monthly for free!
If you need help or assitance let me know and I will be more than happy to teach you!



MAY BIRTHDAYS
(To be added see Heather)

PINKROSE1: 1st
Chad1980:2nd
WyckdBacon:7th
SweetSue720_:12th
freighthauler57:19th
Xx Katt Xx-:22nd
garygold23:23rd
Hot4unbed79~ 25th
DOUBLEBOWERACE5:26th
_LUNITA_79:28th
CrankyB:28tth
sportfanatic58:29th
merceaviles:31st
whataboutbob360- 31ST

IF YOU WANT A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY TOURNEY TO CELEBRATE YOUR SPECIAL DAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS
HERE AT THE ASYLUM JUST MESSAGE ANY TD AND THEY WILL ASSIST YOU
TO BE ADDED TO OUR BIRTHDAY LIST OR REQUEST A TOUR JUST FILL OUT THIS FORM JUST CLICKhere



PRAYER CORNER


PRAYERS FOR OUR Hot_To_Trot1966 WHO HAS BEEN SICK
PRAYERS FOR GIDGET WHO HAS BEEN SICK
PRAYERS FOR JULZ WHO HASNT BEEN WELL

IF THERES SOMETHING YOU WANT THE LEAGUE TO KNOW ABOUT AND OR YOUR NEEDING PRAYERS PLEASE LET HEATHER KNOW OR ANY OTHER ADMIN





LEAGUE RULES
(Full List can be found on main)

Pre- Tourney Rules

*All players must be in lobby before the tours starts.
* In this league you may play two games at once as long as you can handle it
* If past tour time the host may reduce hands of the tourney game to catch up.
* Please dont make new teams past tour time unless you have a partner- Just go auto.
* You can NOT play in TWO leagues at the same time. ( First time warning, Second time boxing)

Tournament Rules

* First name listed in each team sets table( Options flip in 2 min)
* No ghosts- Do not put thumbs up until all players are seated.
* All tables must be set according to the TDs rules- If Host calls for reset you must reset.
* All tables may be used for tourney use, just place table number in lobby when pairings are called.
* If your p is missing, you have two mins to get a sub, after 2 mins, Host will ask anyone to sit.
* IN 1V1 FIRST NAMED GETS CHOICE OF SEAT OR SUB, OTHER PLAYER HAS THE OPTION NOT SELECTED ( make sure ur not needed to sub before leaving plz)
* Slow play will not be tolerated, games are capped between 25 mins and 30 depending on the hands, first warning 2nd Sub or DQ.
* Table talk is not allowed and both players can be DQ.
* No BRB on nils, BRBS are 2mins long, Host will time them, After two mins you will be soft booted and sub will be asked for.
* Both Players must agree to resign- Do not leave your p
* The TD may call the game due to slow play or no possible win in the final hand.
* If a game is tied- One more hand will be played.
* Do not ever accuse a player of cheating, if you suspect something please message the TD.
* Any person found to be cheating will be kicked and banned from the league.
* Your league ID must match your cases ID
* Only ONE league ID change per week.
* No Bashing your partners.
* If you misbid you must hit reneg- No starting game over- After two misbids your p has the option of getting a sub for you.



Lobby Rules

*Respect all Staff and players at all times- We are all friends here.
* No drama in lobby
* Do not disrespect other leagues in lobby.



MEMBERS CORNER( JOKES, RECIPES, LAUGHS AND GAMES)


HA HA HA


Mom, are bugs good to eat? asked the boy. Lets not talk about such things at the dinner table, son, his mother replied.
After dinner the mother inquired, Now baby, what did you want to ask me? Oh, nothing the boy said. There was a bug in
your soup, but now it's gone.



TIME FOR SOME UNSCRAMBLE!
Remember to email the correct spelling of all 10 words to maddiesmomanddad@aol.com
Each correct ten word submission is worth 100 buxs and everyone who plays will recieve rating points!




Smoky Watermelon Lemon Margarita

In a cocktail shaker or glass jar, add 1/4 cup watermelon juice, 2 oz. Mezcal, 1/2 oz. Cointreau, juice from 1/2 lemon, 4 fresh mint/basil leaves, and 1-2 jalapeno slices. Fill with ice and shake until combined, about 1 minute. The longer you shake, the spicier it will be.
For the watermelon juice: Blend 2 cups cubed watermelon in a blender. Strain through a fine-mesh sieve into a pitcher. Store in the fridge for up to 5 days.
For the chili lemon salt: Combine ¼ cup flaky sea salt, 1 tsp. chipotle chili powder, 1 pinch granulated sugar, and the zest from 1 lemon on a shallow plate. Rim your glass in the salt mixture.



Do you have something you would like to share in the next newsletter? It's simple and we want to hear from you!

Just email Heather
maddiesmomanddad@aol.com