Who else is ready for 2021 besides me?? I am sure 2021 will be a very great year for TSA and we hope the same for all of our members and staff.
As the New Year comes here are some things to keep in mind!
If it didnt bring you joy, just leave it behind.
Lets ring in the new year with good things in mind
Let every bad memory that brought heartache or pain
and lets turn a new leaf with the smell of new rain!
Let's forget past mistakes making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings to bring you hope and cheer
Happy New Year

I dont care if we have our house or a cliff ledge or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are together.-James Patterson






The Asylums Amazing Staff



WE WILL WORK HARD TO KEEP CALENDAR FILLED!! WE HAVE A FANTASTIC STAFF
GETTING TO KNOW THE STAFF:

Malicious (HA)
BadGurl4u (Co-HA)
Hot_To_Trot1966
momma_julzzz
Crazyprincess
Cherishtedddy
solar_space
wviking
Happy_CrazyLady
gma_angel_7
AboveAllArenas
DJCRAZYD51
momof1

WE ARE ALWAYS NEEDING STAFF MEMBERS. WE HAVE A LARGE LEAGUE WITH MANY NEEDS!! YOU DONT NEED EXPERIENCE, WE CAN TEACH YOU! THIS IS THE BEST LEAGUE TO WORK FOR! WE HAVE SO MUCH TEAM WORK AND THE MEMBERS MAKE IT ALL WORTH WHILE... IF YOUR INTERESTED IN A SPOT ON OUR CALENDAR PLEASE FILL OUT A APP!
JUST CLICKhere




January Specials


JANUARY 1ST BATTLE OF THE LEAGUES QUALIFIER AT 8:30
JANUARY 3RD HOP TO TOP IN SPADES AT 8:30
JANUARY 4TH FRIZZ QUALIFIER AT 7:30 PM
JANUARY 6TH YAHTZEE TRIVIA AT 7PM
JANUARY 7TH KING AND QUEEN IN YAHTZEE AT 7PM
JANUARY 10TH FAMILY FEUD YAHTZEE AT 7PM
JANUARY 12TH- SUICIDE QUALIFIER IN SPADES AT 7:30PM
JANUARY 13TH BOSS ( GAME TBA) IN SPADES AT 8:30
JANUARY 14th- WHEEL OF FORTUNE IN SPADES AT 8:30
JANUARY 15TH- BOG IN SPADES TEAMS 1 AND 2 8:30PM AND TEAM 3 10:30PM
JANUARY 16TH- REFLECTIONS QUALIFIER IN SPADES AT 7:30PM
JANUARY 17TH BATTLE OF THE SEXES IN YAHTZEE AT 7PM
JANUARY 20TH- HOP TO THE TOP YAHTZEE AT 7PM
JANUARY 21ST- KING AND QUEEN SPADES AT 8:30PM
JANUARY 23RD- WHIZZ QUALIFIER IN SPADES 7:30PM
JANUARY 24TH- CANASTA TOC 11AM
JANUARY 24TH- STAFF WARS 3 VS 3 IN YAHTZEE 7PM
JANUARY 27TH- SPADES TOC 8:30
JANUARY 28TH- GIN TOC AT 4PM
JANUARY 29TH- MEMBERS APPRECIATION IN SPADES AT 8:30
JANUARY 30TH- YAHTZEE TOC 7PM
JANUARY 31ST- FOLLOW THE HOST 7PM

ANY QUESTIONS OR TO BE A SUB FOR INTER LEAGUES PLEASE EMAIL HEATHER @ TRICKSR4RABBITS@YAHOO.COM



NEWS AND EVENTS


Some have asked us for tips on playing better in spades and this link can help!
Just Click here



CALLING ALL SPADES PLAYERS!!!!

JANUARY IS YOUR MONTH TO WIN SOME PRIZES!
FROM JANUARY 1ST TO JANUARY 31ST
THE PLAYER TO PLAY THE MOST SUICIDE TOURNEYS: WINS A MONTH DIAMOND MEMBERSHIP
THE PLAYER TO PLAY THE MOST TOURS WINS $25 GIFT CARD
THE PLAYER TO WIN THE MOST TOURS WINS $50 GIFT CARD
THE PLAYER TO PLAY THE MOST QUALIFIER TOURNEYS WINS 3 SPOTS ADVANCEMENT, 5K LADDER BUXS AND 100 RATING POINTS



JANUARY BIRTHDAYS(To be added see Heather)


GANGSTA_INC_ -18TH
gma_angel_7-29th
Agentjackshadow--30th


IF YOU WANT A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY TOURNEY TO CELEBRATE YOUR SPECIAL DAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS HERE AT THE ASYLUM JUST MESSAGE ANY TD AND THEY WILL ASSIT YOU



Some Basic League Rules to Remember(Full List can be found on main)


Pre- Tourney Rules

*All players must be in lobby before the tours starts.
* In this league you may play two games at once as long as you can handle it
* If past tour time the host may reduce hands of the tourney game to catch up.
* Please dont make new teams past tour time unless you have a partner- Just go auto.
* Per Cases Rules you can not play in two leagues at the same time. ( First time warning, Second time boxing)

Tournament Rules

* First name listed in each team sets table( Options flip in 2 min)
* No ghosts- Do not put thumbs up until all players are seated.
* All tables must be set according to the TDs rules- If Host calls for reset you must reset.
* All 75 tables may be used for tourney use, just place table number in lobby when pairings are called.
* If your p is missing, you have two mins to get a sub, after 2 mins, Host will ask anyone to sit.
* IN 1V1 FIRST NAMED GETS CHOICE OF SEAT OR SUB, OTHER PLAYER HAS THE OPTION NOT SELECTED ( make sure ur not needed to sub before leaving plz)
* Slow play will not be tolerated, games are capped between 25 mins and 30 depending on the hands, first warning 2nd Sub or DQ.
* Table talk is not allowed and both players can be DQ.
* No BRB on nils, BRBS are 2mins long, Host will time them, After two mins you will be soft booted and sub will be asked for.
* Both Players must agree to resign- Do not leave your p
* The TD may call the game due to slow play or no possible win in the final hand.
* If a game is tied- One more hand will be played.
* Do not ever accuse a player of cheating, if you suspect something please message the TD.
* Any person found to be cheating will be kicked and banned from the league.
* Your league ID must match your cases ID
* Only ONE league ID change per week.
* No Bashing your partners.
* If you misbid you must hit reneg- No starting game over- After two misbids your p has the option of getting a sub for you.



Lobby Rules

*Respect all Staff and players at all times- We are all friends here.
* No drama in lobby
* Do not disrespect other leagues in lobby.



JOKES,LAUGHS AND GAMES


On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made
his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.

Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.
You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
Your catch phrase is, "Never again."
You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"

TIME FOR SOME UNSCRAMBLE!
Remember to email the correct spelling of all 10 words to maddiesmomanddad@aol.com or message Heather
Each correct ten word submission is worth 100 buxs and everyone who plays will receive rating points!
CKCOL:
ISONE MREKA:
ARYOT ATH:
TSMIE SAEQUR:
IHITNMDG:
AYTPR:
IOYLAHD:
HERCES:
LEETCRABE:


NEW YEARS CHAMPAGNE PUNCH

WHAT YOU NEED!
1 QUART OF ORANGE SHERBERT
2 LITER OF GINGER ALE
2 QUARTS OF ORANGE JUICE
2 BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE

DIRECTIONS:

Place the orange juice, ginger ale, and champagne in the refrigerator to get them well chilled.
In a large punch bowl, place the block of sherbet in the center and pour the orange juice over the top. Next, pour the ginger ale over the sherbet.
Finally, pour both bottles of champagne over the sherbet. Stir gently to mix the liquids, resulting in a foamy top. Serve immediately.


Do you have something you would like to share in the next newsletter? It's simple and we want to hear from you!

Just email Heather
tricksr4rabbits@yahoo.com